Hi, I have chosen this story as the first entry of the year because ... well, you will see why ...
green corduroy jacket
I came to feel alive, young and vital, to produce testosterone at the promise of accidental
interlocutor. After hanging up the receiver, Smiling, I finished the tea How many years did not linking the phone? "Fifteen, twenty maybe? No matter.
I left the record straight, I'm married, I'm fine with my partner even scarcer
sex.
regretted many times that she did not inherit her mother's genes, sixties, and still
widow partygoers.
We look for the night, the lost crown Cafe, my wife was on a business trip. To recognize, I would wear a green corduroy jacket. She, a chiffon blouse in shades of honey.
I'm cautious, orderly, went to the locker room to prepare
time clothing. Giro
the key and see how fragmented Shit! "I have to spend all
? "Right now it comes to break the damn
key? Think, Raúl, he thinks. You have to open the closet
Damn! the wardrobe that belonged to the grandmother of my
wife, who boasts that was made by a cabinetmaker
of the Royal House of Spain.
try to insert a knitting needle
stem hollow, do not get it, the paddle is rotated.
I have another idea, with a thin screwdriver and very carefully withdraw the
brass screws holding the gold trim,
trying not to damage the delicate thin layer of varnish.
Now I have a larger hole to work. Try
clip surgery, some pliers, wire
dental, cheese knife, fork bending. Nothing
no way to remove the broken key.
need green jacket. Imitate a locksmith one day I drove forty euros per cent
open the door in two minutes, to make matters worse
, using my own credit card.
only managed to break the card and start Mosque.
Of course I not happened before!
The plan is very simple, it is to remove the furniture
forward to remove the back and take the jacket.
did not count the weight of the loaded cabinet up
stops Ha! Under the car to catch the cat. I put between
one of the hind legs (protected with a cloth) and
marble baseboards, turn the crank slowly, little by little
furniture is slipping. Suddenly a noise
- "crash" - a broken tibia and fibula, I think, no, worse, much worse
, broken leg wardrobe
rococo style of Louis XV of noble walnut. My wife kills me.
Controlo time, even I have time, I flew to the hardware store to buy white-tailed
carpenter, do a workaround with the historical
furniture leg and pray to the god of the atheists that my wife does not find
. In the shower I look
solutions and it comes at a great burst of inspiration
. On the way to the quoted passage through the French Court
and buy a green corduroy jacket Good!
How could it be otherwise, parking
store was full, I got a hole in the fourth
ground at the expense of leaving the mirror right
a concrete column. Time, tyrant, began to put pressure
. Smothering, entered the plant
men taking me everything before us, as an elephant in china shop,
I own four minutes, locate a dealer, you babbling
request a green corduroy jacket, I
answers are not that sorry.
"Listen, there, in that model has a more or less is my size
" I say. Exposure
"It is not for sale," says the
seller.
"Please, it's an emergency. Véndamela insist.
"Sorry, I can not, it is hard to get. "Stop
feel therefore I pay double-offer.
"No," replied the pickled bud.
"The triple, turn a blind eye," I ask.
"It's time to close, come tomorrow and see what I can do
.
As all my life I thought that tomorrow is never,
dialectic so tired of useless and perhaps
such obedience to the established order, I jumped,
took the doll by the arm, with such bad luck that it
base hit counter glass breaking.
vinegar would not stop yelling for help. In
mad rush I get rid of the dummy, two security guards
me close the way to the bottom of the ladder
mechanics, before arriving at mid-stretch, jump in peliculera
action. To move the boxes, heading for the exit of
emergency, the jacket starts to beep, I take off with the clippers sneak
that I carry on your keychain, reached the parking
in my car and it started I feel safe at last
with my green corduroy jacket due to the appointment. It was when I noticed that I have
Output tab. Fuck, I tell myself while I press
hands on the wheel, I close my eyes and accelerated
... the barrier is history. Too bad, I can not tell anyone
.
I groomed a bit in the bathroom of a burger. With step
testudinea Coffee entered the lost crown. -Raul
What are you doing here? "And that
green corduroy jacket ...?
"My mother, who wears a chiffon blouse in
honey tones.
Jorge V,
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